Writing
I love to write: essays, scripts, eulogies for my enemies, etc. Enjoy some of my favorites.
For more of my work, check out my old
blog
.
My Last Will And Testament
How I (Mentally) Abandoned Law School And Became A Stand-Up Comedian
The S.W.O.O.P. System
Steve Buscemi-ing Is The Newest Craze And It's Killing Teens
'Twas The Trip Before Christmas
17 Signs Your Crush Is An Aquarius
The One Time I Did 4/20